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06/24/1998


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From: Yaara Di Segni Garbasz <gebcul@lnaql.h-arg.pbz>
Subject: State Slogans

Thanks Mirj
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>Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
>Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>California: As Seen on TV
>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>Delaware:
>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But
>Leave Your Money)
>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
>Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
>Campaign
>Maine: Cheap Lobster
>Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
>Brackets)
>Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>Minnesota: For Sale
>Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else
>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>Nevada: Whores and Poker!
>New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
>Here!
>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
>an Attorney
>North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
>North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
>Dinosaur Bones!
>Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
>Oklahoma: Like the Play Only No Singing
>Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
>South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
>Tennessee: The Educashun State
>Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Vermont: Yep
>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
>Wisconsin:Come Cut Our Cheese
>Wyoming: Wynot?
>

~
John, FOYBEVO/U
http://www.cnh.mv.net/ipusers/gunterman/INDEX.HTM
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