[Previous:Comeback of the Night]
[Next:Thursday Humor (fwd)]
[Main Index]

slightly different twist (fwd)

08/06/1998




Good definition of technology

 Man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces
 height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and
 shouts:

 "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

 The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet
 above this field."

 "You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.

 "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

 "Well" says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is
 technically  correct, but it's no use to anyone."


 The man below says "You must work in business."

 "I do" replies the balloonist, "But, how did you know?"

 "Well", says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where
 you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in
 the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."







pictures | bookmarks | people | -er jokes | pgp key | writings | band | resumé | .sigs | otp calculators | reference | dvorak | old
Mail converted by MHonArc 2.3.3