Thursday Humor (fwd)

How about another subject?  :)

Bill

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Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 10:52:03 -0500 (CDT)
From: Beo in the Belfry <orb@ivfv.pbz>
To: Beo in the Belfry <orb@ivfv.pbz>
Subject: Thursday Humor

There was a physician's convention in town and these two doctors met ; a
man and a woman.  After the ball, they decided to go upstairs in the hotel
and have sex.  The lady physician went straight to the bathroom and washed
her hands.

She then went back to the bed and had sex with the man. After sex, he said
to her, "You must be a surgeon, I noticed how meticulous you are about
washing your hands."  She said, "You're right, I am a surgeon -- and you
must be an anesthesiologist!"  He said "Yes, you're right.  How did you
know?"  She said, "I didn't feel a thing !"

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Duke Biology Class--true story!!

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen . A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If
I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male
semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add
statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why
doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst
out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized
exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up
her books without a word and walked out of class...  and never returned.
However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was
classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't
taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your
tongue and not the back of your throat."