Limerick Contest Winners?

> This is from a contest on Long Island.  The requirements were to use
> the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick.  Here are the 3
> winners:
>   
>   Entry _1:
>   
>   There once was a gal named Lewinsky
>   Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>   'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>   On this flute made of beef
>   That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>   
>   Entry _2:
>   
>   Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
>   We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>   Since you look such a mess,
>   Use the hem of your dress
>   And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>   
>   Entry _3:
>   
>   Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>   What Kaczynski must surely have known:
>   That an intern is better
>   Than a bomb in a letter
>   Given the choice of how to be blown.
> 
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