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FW: Choir Terms
08/19/1998
This is from the handbook of the Triangle Gay Men's Chorus. I thought you
all might enjoy it, being musical types yourselves. The Triangle Gay Men's
Chorus is a Durham chorus that once performed with Common Woman Chorus,
which I used to sing in.
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NOTES FROM THE CHOIR MEMBER'S HANDBOOK
Tonic: What is generally enjoyed over ice after choir rehearsal
Dominant: In a choral relationship, usually the alto
Augmentation: Special surgery for altos involving the implantation of falsettos
Score: Basses 3, Tenors 0
Riff: What happens when someone takes your choir robe.
Contralto: An alto who has been convicted
Polychoral Motet: Six parrots singing "Exultate Justi"
Aleatoric Music: Music composed by the random selection of pitches and
rhythms. Frequently found in the choir anthem.
Basso Continuo: When the director can't get them to stop
Castrato: The highest male voice (some alteration required)
Etude: What comes right before the Beatitudes
Concerto Grosso: An accordion concert
Glissando: What directly precedes the highest note of a descant
Leitmotif: Like a regular motif, but less filling
Polonaise: A condiment frequently put on a parrot sandwich
Recapitulation: What usually happens after you eat a parrot sandwich
Rondo: A popular '60s song, as in "Help, help me, Rondo"
Theme: We hate this anthem.
Theme and Variations: We hate this anthem, the composer, and all of the
composer's relatives.
Sectional Harassment Lawsuit: What happens when the director suggests that
the sopranos "sing from their diaphragm"
Smorzando: The "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet at the Golden Corral
Grand Pause: When the conductor loses her place
Perfect Pitch: Throwing a banjo in the dumpster without hitting the sides
Cantus Firmus: A singer in good physical condition, as opposed to "cantus
phlabbious" (see "sackbut")
Antiphonal: Leaving your answering machine on all the time
Sackbut: A choral singer over 40
Heterophony: The only kind of music allowed at the Southern Baptist Convention
Chorale Partitas: Small choir get-togethers that are frequently interrupted
by the police
Phantasy: An alto in a leather choir robe
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