Product Safety

>Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
>
>o On Sears hairdryer:  Do not use while sleeping.
>
>o On a bag of Fritos:  You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
>  Details inside.
>
>o On a bar of Dial soap:  Directions: Use like regular soap.
>
>o Some Swann frozen dinners:  Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>
>o On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:  Fits one head.
>
>o On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:  Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
>bottom of the box.)
>
>o On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:  Product will be hot after heating
>
>o On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:  Do not iron clothes on body
>
>o On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine.  Do not drive car or operate
>machinery
>
>o On Nytol (a sleep aid):  Warning: may cause drowsiness
>
>• On a Korean kitchen knife:  Warning keep out of children
>
>o On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:  For indoor or outdoor
>use
>only.
>
>o On a Japanese food processor:  Not to be used for the other use
>
>o On Sainsbury's Peanuts  Warning: contains nuts
>
>o On an American Airlines packet of nuts:  Instructions: open packet,
>eat
>nuts.
>
>o On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hand
>
>
Colleen Campbell         o/~ Fruphoria! o/~          prrprr@sehibhf.pbz
     I try to take clothes to thrift stores that are farther away, 
                so I don't end up buying them back.  -- Omri