Band Naming (fwd)

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 > Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following
names
 > are taken:
 > 
 > [ a ]
 > 
 > Albino Toilet Boys
 > 
 > Alcoholocaust
 > 
 > Alcoholics Unanimous
 > 
 > Apocalypse Hoboken
 > 
 > [ b ]
 > 
 > Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
 > 
 > The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
 > 
 > Band That Shot Liberty Valence
 > 
 > Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
 > 
 > The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
 > 
 > The Boxing Ghandis
 > 
 > Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
 > 
 > Breakfast in Beruit
 > 
 > Bulimia Banquet
 > 
 > [ c ]
 > 
 > Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
 > 
 > Carnage Asada
 > 
 > Cindy Brady's Lisp
 > 
 > Cortizone 5
 > 
 > Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
 > 
 > Cycle Sluts from Hell
 > 
 > [ d ]
 > 
 > The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
 > 
 > The Dead Sea Squirrels
 > 
 > The Dead Kennedys
 > 
 > The Dick Clarks
 > 
 > The Dick Nixons
 > 
 > Drunks With Guns
 > 
 > [ e ]
 > 
 > e. coli
 > 
 > Edith Head
 > 
 > Electric Prostates
 > 
 > Elvis Hitler
 > 
 > Ethyl Merman
 > 
 > [ f ]
 > 
 > Fearless Iranians From Hell
 > 
 > Fields of Shit
 > 
 > '57 Lesbian
 > 
 > The 4-Skins
 > 
 > Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
 > 
 > The French are from Hell
 > 
 > Fromage d'Amour
 > 
 > [ g ]
 > 
 > Gefilte Joe and the Fish
 > 
 > Gonoreagan
 > 
 > [ h ]
 > 
 > Headless Marines
 > 
 > Hell Camino
 > 
 > Herpes Cineplex
 > 
 > Hindu Garage Sale
 > 
 > Hitler's Bikini
 > 
 > HIV and the Positives
 > 
 > Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
 > 
 > Hornets Attack Victor Mature
 > 
 > [ i ]
 > 
 > Inhale Mary
 > 
 > [ j ]
 > 
 > Janitors Against Apartheid
 > 
 > Jehovah's Waitresses
 > 
 > Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
 > 
 > Jesus Christ Super Fly
 > 
 > Jesus Chrysler Supercar
 > 
 > Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
 > 
 > JFKFC
 > 
 > Jonestown Punch
 > 
 > [ k ]
 > 
 > Kathleen Turner Overdrive
 > 
 > Kerrigan's Knees
 > 
 > [ l ]
 > 
 > Lack of Afro
 > 
 > Lawn Piranhas
 > 
 > The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
 > 
 > Lee Harvey Keitel
 > 
 > Lesbian Ninjas
 > 
 > Louder Than God
 > 
 > [ m ]
 > 
 > Mao Tse Helen
 > 
 > Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
 > 
 > Max Roach and the Holders
 > 
 > Minnie Pearl's Jam
 > 
 > Mr. Happy and the Genocides
 > 
 > Mussolini Headkick
 > 
 > My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
 > 
 > [ n ]
 > 
 > Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
 > 
 > Nervous Christians and the Lions
 > 
 > Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
 > 
 > Not Drowning, Waving
 > 
 > [ p ]
 > 
 > Pabst Smear
 > 
 > Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
 > 
 > Penis DeMilo
 > 
 > Pepto Dismal
 > 
 > Phenobarbidolls
 > 
 > Phlegm Fatale
 > 
 > Poultry in Motion
 > 
 > Pretentious Flamedogs
 > 
 > The Pro-Midget Mafia
 > 
 > Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
 > 
 > Pungent Frustration
 > 
 > [ r ]
 > 
 > Raging Pimps of Doom
 > 
 > Reluctant Stereotypes
 > 
 > Results of Inbreeding
 > 
 > Retarded Elf
 > 
 > Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
 > 
 > [ q ]
 > 
 > Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
 > 
 > [ s ]
 > 
 > Screaming Headless Torsos
 > 
 > Screaming Iguanas of Love
 > 
 > Screaming Moist Accountants
 > 
 > Septic Death
 > 
 > Seven Year Bitch
 > 
 > The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
 > 
 > Shirley Temple of Doom
 > 
 > Shirley Temple Pilots
 > 
 > Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
 > 
 > Skeptic Tank
 > 
 > Smegma & the Nuns
 > 
 > Smorgasborgnine
 > 
 > Solosex
 > 
 > The Sound of Munich
 > 
 > Spastic Colon
 > 
 > The Sphinctones
 > 
 > Stiff Richards
 > 
 > Stukas Over Bedrock
 > 
 > Swingin' Johnsons
 > 
 > [ t ]
 > 
 > Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
 > 
 > The Telephony Bandits of Doom
 > 
 > Testostertones
 > 
 > Thank God We're Immortal
 > 
 > Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
 > 
 > Tragic Mulatto
 > 
 > [ u ]
 > 
 > Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
 > 
 > [ v ]
 > 
 > The Velcro Pygmies
 > 
 > [ w ]
 > 
 > The Well Hungarians
 > 
 > Willie Nelson Mandela
 > 
 > [ y ]
 > 
 > Yoko Homo
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 > [ z ]
 > 
 > Zombies Under Stress