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>From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, 
it's the Top Ten List for May 11, 1999 

Top Ten Top Ten Big Summer Movies In China
10. "Socialize This"  
9. "I Know What The U.S. Government Was Secretly Working On Last Summer"  
8. "Apocalypse Mao"  
7. "The Mao-trix"  
6. "You've Got Mao"  
5. "Shakespeare In Love With The Glorious Socialist Vision of Chairman
     Mao"  
4. "Willie Wonka and the Pirated Videotape Factory"  
3. "Deep Impact Made by the Three Billion of Us Jumping Up and Down  
2. "Episode 1: The Clinton Menace"  
1. "Cookie's Fortune"  


a Late Show web site exclusive: the extra jokes that didn't quite make it
into the Top Ten.  

Top Ten Big Summer Movies in China 

"The Mao Squad" 
"Peasantville" 
"I Know What You Did Last Summer Thanks To Stolen Satellite Technology" 
"Forbidden City Slickers" 
"How Stella Got Her Collective Farm Back" 
"One Flew Over The Wrong Target" 
"It's a Drab, Overcrowded Communist Life" 
"Babe: Moo-shu Pork In The City"